Face Wipes

My wife came in the other day to find me washing my face with the new, coconut-scented facial wipes that she had bought. I was impressed that they did such a good job, and scrubbed at my face like I was trying to get paint off a wall.

She just looked at me with her eyebrows raised, and asked, "What are you using to wash your face?"

"Your new face wipes, of course. They're coconut!" I responded enthusiastically.

She looked a little shocked, before saying, "Those aren't face wipes. They're vaginal wipes!" This was followed by a very rude reaction, as she proceeded to nearly collapse from hysterical and completely over-the-top laughing.

Well!

I wasn't terribly surprised to find this out, since my face had been seeming a little more, er, shiney lately. Perfect pH and all that.